Tips for Writing an Awesome, Funny Online Dating Profile
The #1 mistake that people make when making their profile is that they write the EXACT SAME things that everyone else does! 90% of profiles feature the same cliche phrases like:
“I love dangling out with my friends.”
“I’m an easy-going, joy person.”
Here are some examples of online dating headlines that have worked well for our profiles:
“Movie-lover seeks forearm to hold until the last credits roll.”
“I can count to Ten with my eyes closed.”
“Are you hitting on me?”
“Feel my T-shirt, it’s made of bf material. “
“This profile has an adequate amount of cowbell.”
“We’ll just lie and say we met at a disrobe club in Vegas.”
“I brush twice a day.”
“Abandon staring at my butt!”
“This one time, at band camp. “
A common thing that people do on their profiles is they simply state their qualities and interests, as opposed to explaining them. Don’t write something like “I’m a funny boy who loves to sing, and I love spending time with my nephew.” Instead, DEMONSTRATE that quality by writing your profile in a funny way. For example, you could write something like this:
One of the issues with online dating is that sometimes a woman may want to message you, but she won’t know what to say. To make things lighter, you can do a few things in your profile like stirring up an emotional reaction that will entice her to message you, or including questions for her to response.
Two) Have you observed more than one scene of ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’?
Five) Don’t Expose Too Much – Create Some Mystery
A common mistake that guys make when writing a profile, is that they treat it as if it’s a resume or job application. By writing a serious profile, they often come across as too desperate. Women may think you’re boring and cannot get dates in real life. Your purpose is to be perceived as a person who is interesting and joy, not someone who is abate or creepy.
Eventually, make sure to spell-check your profile and avoid using shortened versions of words like ‘u’ instead of ‘you’. It’s significant to display a certain level of intelligence and maturity on your profile.
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