The Most Awkward First Kiss Stories from Real Life

A first kiss is something really special, don’t you think? It can be great, or just good, or at least normal. But usually “awkward” is the most realistic adjective to describe the experience of that special first kiss. You will always remember it, even if you try to get it off your mind really hard.

By the way, do you know Rihanna’s awkward first kiss story? It was pretty … bad:

“My first kiss was in high school, and it was the worst thing ever. He pretty much dumped his entire saliva glands into my mouth. It traumatized me. I didn’t kiss for, like, ever.” That’s how you should NOT kiss, definitely.

That’s kinda funny, you know? Reading about people’s awkward situations as long as you’re not one of them. So we’ve decided to look through the most awkward first kiss stories on Reddit and publish the funniest of them in our article. Have a look and choose your favorite one 😉

  1. “My crush kissed me and I didn’t know what to do so I gave him a hug and said “thanks.”

So stupid.” – @mildly_witty

  1. “I was 12 and very religious at the time. My 14-year-old neighbor took my cross necklace to tease me. I kept insisting she gives it back. She popped it in her mouth and said: “Come and get it.”

The first kiss involved our tongues knocking around a crucifix.” – @phoenixinthaw

  1. “I leaned in and kissed her and she said, “Uh … no.”

Damn. That was awkward.” – @timfitz42

  1. “It was during one of the more recent Wolverine movies(the one where he becomes mortal can’t remember the name). Anyway, I went in for the kiss and then suddenly explosion from the movie and jerked my head up so fast I hit her nose and made her nose bleed pretty hardcore. To which the group of people the row behind us at the theater just clapped. Needless to say, I’m single now.” – @gergrio
  2. “I went over to my best friend’s house a few years ago and went to say hello to his mom. Went in to kiss her on the cheek like I always do but we were turning towards opposite cheeks so we met right in the middle. Yeaaahhhhh I ended up kissing my best friend’s mom. He has no idea…….” [email protected]
  3. “Sneezed on her face. She was mad.” – @instince
  4. “Let’s see… I was 8.. she was 22 and my babysitter.” – @MooMooMoon
  5. “When I was 7 I bribed a boy in class to kiss me for candy. Guess I have a thing for manwhores.” – @ninja_iris

Ah, that first kiss. Dreadful or perfect, it will stay in your mind forever. So if you are just at the beginning of dating someone, make sure your story is not included in our list of awkward first kiss stories 😉

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