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1. SeaCaptainDate.com
“My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is, that’s just an expression. There ain’t indeed no lovemaking involved.” – Caleb’s Testimonial Movie
Two. MissTravel.com
Trio. MyLovelyParent.com
Began by two sons who dreamed to find a date for their mother, My Lovely Parent permits people to set up dating profiles for their parents or other loved ones.
Four. Darwin Dating
Dating for terrible people: “Sick of dating websites packed with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos?”
“Hair in the wrong places on women”
“Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow”
“Weird pubic hair”
“Crimson hair and too many freckles”
Five. FarmersOnly.com
A dating site that is NOT for city folk.
6. WomenBehindBars.com
A place for female inmates to meet boys who are exclusively interested in meeting prison inmates.
7. FindYourFaceMate.com
When you want to date the mirror.
8. CrazyBlindDate.com, by OK Cupid
A dating site, minus the profile photos.
9. PositiveSingles.com
A site for people with STDs to meet and support one another.
Ten. WealthyMen.com
11. The Ugly Bug Ball
12. 420dating.com
13. AgeMatch.com
Dating for people looking for someone who was in the workforce while they were still in fourth grade.
14. CougarLife.com
For cubs looking for cougars, and cougars looking for cubs.
15. CanDoBetter.com
Users upload individual pictures of each half of a duo, and the community determines if either could do better. The one who’s voted to be lodging gets to view the dating profiles on the site.
16. Pounced.org
Dating for Furries.
17. The Official Clown Dating Agency
Sadly defunct, but still accepting singles’ info with a promise to do what they can.
Legal. Cupidtino
For fans of Apple and its “Cupertino” font.
Nineteen. The Atlasphere
For libertarians who believe in the value of self-reliance. but still need a little help meeting the right person.
20. GothicMatch.com
From the testimonial page:
21. ‘,Stache Passions
For havers and paramours of mustaches.
22. No Longer Lonely
Dating for people with mental illnesses.
23. DateAGolfer.com
24. EquestrianCupid.com
For pony paramours and the pony paramours that love them.
25. Purrsonals.com
For cat paramours and the cat paramours that love them.
26. DateALittle.com
Dating for little people.
27. TallFriends.com
When Five’Ten” just won’t cut it.
28. BikerKiss.com
29. MillionaireMatch.com
We think $85K per year is pretty “successful.” If we’re raising the benchmark to “millionaire,” then we’re all fated.
30. NaturistPassion.com
31. DateCraft.com
Dating for MMO gamers.
32. Gleeden.com
The world’s very first extramarital affair site “100% made by women.”
33. DiaperMates.com
For adults who have to / want to / love to wear diapers.
34. SinglesWithFoodAllergies.com
For your celiac, allergic, single friend.
36. VeganDatingService.com
37. CrewDating.com
For airline pilots and flight attendants: “Never fly solo again”
38. CancerMatch.com
A dating site for cancer survivors to meet and support one another.
39. DemocraticSingles.net
40. ConservativeDatingSite.com
41. MarriageMindedPeopleMeet.com
42. WaitingTillMarriage.org
43. ParaplegicSingles.com
44. SoberAndSingle.com
45. FitnessDates.com
46. SisterWives.us
For adding another member to your polygamous marriage.
47. KinkyDatingSite.com
Kinky Dating Site is obviously NSFW, unless your work is cool with pictures of lovemaking fucktoys, candle paraffin wax, and rubber.
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